My MySpace Blues: Has This Happened To You?

(This is an older blog I found from last year. Aah, the memories. Good times!)

Lately I’ve had the distinct pleasure of dealing with a few select “special friends.” By that I mean: Major harassment, very suggestive comments and/or messages (that’s why I approve all comments first!!), and my personal favorite – trying to force me into an arranged marriage. I have since reported these wonderful individuals. Go get ‘em Tom!!

At any rate, I was going through some old messages when I came across some that I thought I would share with you today. These are a couple of my responses to some very persistent ‘friends’.

Please use your imagination for the questions:

“…why thank you (?). Although I am flattered by your…umm…proposal, my answer will have to be:

** You can use one or both – they are completely interchangeable **

1.) No. Contact Cirque du Soleil. I hear they are available.

2.) I’m sorry, my HMO doesn’t cover that. Please contact Michael Moore to let your voice be heard about our nation’s medical system in crisis…”

I’m not kidding. I have personally used these responses and they have proven themselves to be quite effective. They work with males and females (that’s right!). They either become nice or delete me. That hurts… it really does.

**I hope this helps.**